What to order at a dive bar
Highballs, beer, and honesty beat a 12-ingredient special.
If the well is busy and the ice is good, a highball, a shot-and-beer, or a simple sour is a kind order. Name the spirit. Skip the lecture.
An Old Fashioned is fair if they make them. A frozen novelty is fair if that is the house joke. Match the room.
TheDrinkPlace will not shame a Jack and Coke. We will also not invent a craft program that is not there.